"Open wide Patient Snaggletooth! (said in your best evil villain voice) Mom says it's time for that puppy to go! It's been hanging there too long and Mom wants to puke every time you wiggle it with your tongue! Let's do it!"
"Ah ha! Success!"
"Oh Toothfairy! Are you out there? Don't forget to stop at my house tonight!" (as he jumps up and down saying he's going to be rich!) Me: "Um, I thought you were sick!"
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Ooooo!! Those teeth are falling out fast!! He is gunna be rich!
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