It finally happened!
It seems like we've waited for weeks and weeks! And how did it happen, you ask?
By opening a sticky syrup bottle lid with his teeth! Of course! How natural is that?
What do you suppose the going rate is these days for the first lost tooth from the tooth fairy?
Mind you, we did our research. We interviewed many experienced "tooth fairies". And would you believe $5 is the average? I'm serious!
How many deciduous teeth are in a kid's mouth? 20! Sheesh! That's a pretty simple way to make 100 bucks!
Doesn't the tooth fairy realize we are in a recession? I wonder what the rate will be when DVB starts loosing his teeth in 5 years?! Consider this: Grammy said she got a quarter per tooth when she was a kid!
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