Notable Nonsense!

I have lots of little things on my mind to write about so I thought a tidbit post would be best before I forget everything notable!

*Cats DO NOT like to be pushed into the bathtub especially when there's water in it and most especially by a two year old!

*It's getting hot here, I'm going to have to break down and turn the a/c on! suck! We've been lucky and have had a wonderful spring!

*The boys only have 16 days left of school! It's hard to believe that LOB will be going into 3rd grade and DJB into 1st grade in August!

*Overheard in the gameroom on Sunday: DJB to DVB: "What, do you think this is an open invitation to put your train on this track?"

*I hollered at the kids multiple times recently when the cat went missing and I was sure it was because they were leaving the doors open! Then when I knew the doors were all shut, he got out again! He must have been just waiting to escape while the door to the dog kennel was open and he could go through the dog's door! Little poop! I think he wants to leave us!

*Airline ticket prices are ticking me off! Enough said!

*The Deputy that ALMOST gave us tickets for having "illegal" quads on Easter weekend, got shot in the abdomen by an AK47 by a group of 17 illegal immigrants that ambushed him! He lived!

*I'm soooo happy Siobahn got kicked off AI! I couldn't stand her!

*Apparently I am getting old and no longer know the cool lingo/slang! When a neighbor put on FB that her daughter said the new trees the association planned by their fence "were up in their grill", I was confused. I drove by and saw the trees and they were no where near their grill! After admitting I didn't get it, everyone was laughing their butts off like I was an idiot! "Up in your grill" is equivalent to "Up in your face!" You learn something new everyday!

*LOB and DJB think they need their own cell phone! Really? Let me think about it. Um? NO! Crazy!

*Toni, the dog, is going to be three years old next week! Which one of you promised me that she would be well-mannered by now?

*I am getting extremely excited to go on my all-girls trip to Mexico in a couple weeks! Momma needs a break!

*I had heard that it was cool to light a scorpion with a blow torch. We tried it, and it really wasn't cool. It's guts just boiled out it's body! Yuck!

*A friend of mine told me to hang a plastic baggie of water and pennies up to keep flies away! For real! I'm gonna try it the next time I don't want to be bothered by flies!

*That's about all the notables that come to mind at the moment! Toodle looooooooo!